Geeks Are Hot For Thanos, Venom and The Lost In Space Robot

The newest geeky heartthrobs are confusing the internet. These internet boyfriends will most likely leave you on read but no one seems to mind. There have been a storm of tweets circulating about how attractive these unlikely new internet boyfriends are. Thanos from Avengers: Infinity War is apparently our favorite bad guy to love. After the Venom trailer dropped this week, people were more interested in how hot Venom was than how good the movie will be. And apparently, people are thinking that Netflix is intentionally making their Robot sexy in their new series Lost In Space.

First there was Pennywise, then the robot from Lost in Space (Netlifx), then Venom… now Thanos. Where was all this crowd when I thought Abe Sapien from HellBoy was hot and my sister was giving me weird looks (and no, I don’t think the one in Shape of Water is hot). pic.twitter.com/CmRHeyvtJN

— Dionisia Jeronimo (@KissesnPopcorn) May 2, 2018

Apparently Thanos is so thicc we can turn our eyes away to his other flaws. Like you know, being the absolutely worst. Yeah, I saw what you did in Infinity War! Still not ok with you Thanos!

*INFINITY WAR SPOILERS*
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thanos is thicc

— miidgee ? (@miiidgeeee) April 29, 2018

thanos
thano
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thic
thicc ?

— kurtis conner (@kurtisconner) April 30, 2018

lol

But yeah his hotness cannot be denied.

⚡ “’Avengers’ fans think Thanos is thicc and it’s tearing everyone apart” by @thisisinsiderhttps://t.co/eqiAdjC4nR

— James Gunn (@JamesGunn) May 1, 2018

Mom: what does t-h-i-c-c mean? I saw it on twitter
Me: *sweating* lol what context
Mom: “Marvel fans think Thanos is thicc and it’s tearing us apart”

— Maggie (@maggieehanson) May 1, 2018

The hilarious thing about Avengers: Infinity War is that aside from the whole killing thing, thicc daddy Thanos is kinda my type.

— Gena-mour Barrett (@SmileGena) April 28, 2018

To all the people who want to fuck Thanos bc he’s so thicc: Have you seen M’baku?

-Thicc as hell
-Vegetarian
-Face doesn’t look like testicles
-Not into genocide pic.twitter.com/SY9opJVRgc

— A.B. (@AlannaBennett) April 30, 2018

Lost our minds over the Lost In Space robot. Even Netflix had to call people out.

Y’all need Jesus. pic.twitter.com/oHOCG5SXVz

— Netflix US (@netflix) May 1, 2018

2015 twitter: lol joe jonas is hot
2018 twitter: i want to fuck the robot from lost in space and also doctor stranges cape

— Dani Fernandez (@msdanifernandez) May 1, 2018

Good morning to the Lost In Space Robot’s butt and no one else. pic.twitter.com/zuCRMBMmES

— Thelma and Blue Cheese (@AlmondRoboPanda) May 1, 2018

there’s literally NO REASON the lost in space robot should have a butt that nice. this was intentional

— ✧?????✧ (@aurastarss) May 1, 2018

THE LOST IN SPACE ROBOT IS SEXY YOU GUYS ARE JUST COWARDS!!!!!!!!

— maria (@hermanngaylieb) May 1, 2018

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Monica Duarte

Born and raised under the California sun. Monica is the Editor-In-Chief at Temple of Geek. She also serves as Executive Producer of The Temple of Geek Podcast, Retro Rebel Podcast, and Portrait of a Fangirl. Lover of all things geeks but especially sci-fi like Doctor Who, The Expanse, Star Wars and Star Trek.

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